THE DIALATOR
"EXPANDING ON THE PAST- WASTING THE PRESENT DURING THE FUTURE "
The online organ of The First Church of the Future
Online Issue #2001
articles in the online issue are excerpted from
published print versions of the Dialator
In This Issue
Editorial pg. 1
Did it Occur to You?
Articles pg. 1
The Knowing Sigh
The Lessons of Lom Joe pg. 2
LOM JOE SABBATICALS ....or
Time Isn't Important to Me Realization
Sessions
The Tales of Jeff and Niner
Cult
Watch pg. 4
T. M. Training Flyers Beware
Societies pg. 4
The Double B Old Ben Society New Article Drive
Back Talk pg.4
Karen Barker barks back
Inez Answers pg. 5
Editorial
Did it Occur to You?
Not to be a fool
Not to concur too wisely
Never to read newspapers at meals in my presence
Not to utilize mind tools when dealing with true, hapless fools
Not to settle for less because you are bored
Or because you are comfortable in you misery and boredom
To be able to at least, to pull up your own body weight ten times, or if it is a danger requiring more, you should suffer the debit and sigh, "the knowing sigh"
Articles
The Knowing Sigh
This section depicts a true life facsimile of the Knowing sigh. To the un-immune, let me state simply that the knowing sigh is what you experience only once in life. After that it's too late.
It happens, usually, late in night when your tired and lay yourself down for that sleep. You think and think for awhile about yourself and what you are. Then all at once you raise up, just a little, sigh a deep sigh and know what your are and that you shall always be that.
One chief concern of the Church will be to retard the sigh's effect on you, the Exempt. We hope to help adjust to the great lack of things there is all around you. To cause you to feel the great lifting of the burden you may simply stop and stand forever.
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