first EXEMPT and now IMMUNE
Apply for IMMUNE status (for a $29.00 donation) and become a legally ordained minister of The Church of The Future and receive the full Immunity Kit. As a minister you enjoy all the privileges and rights of religious leaders around the globe. Marriages, funerals, consecrations, last rites, mediation, political intervention... all can be carried out with the same level of authority you would expect from the most legitimate of organizations.
Immunity comes with the support of the the vital immunity kit. A specially selected package for the special amongst you.
A REMEMBRANCE
Although today's members cannot take part in the ceremony our charter members received, it is with a degree of perspective that we look back to that initial meeting some 20 years ago when the commander recounted the previous nights events in these words.
"A few now Immune ministers assembled one night with the Triadic Council and fell out of squabble. None were happier than the other when they received a handshake and a piece of pie. Oh the booth. Oh! The booth. Dared they go into the booth. Dared they alight down the red lined, green and path their way, past the furies, over their own, and into ours. The Triad said little. We were aware of them and they of us".
Today immunity is made possible through online ordainments and we rarely get to see the flesh pod of those who apply, but in many ways the ability to expand and connect with interested parties across the globe far out weighs the advantages of our primitive communication methods in the beginning years.
The full Immunity kit
A stamped 8x10 certificate of immunity
conferring the
rights of ordainment
The First Church of the Future Clerical Shirt...
100 per cent cotton. Comes in extra large or medium
(please specify when ordering)
The symbol button worn by
members around the globe
as means of recognition between ministers of this elite
order.
Our now infamous bumper stickers
"You Don't Need us and We Don't Want you"
"I'm Bored Again"
finally- a consecrated vial of Tasters
Choice
and two Winstons to prepare
for smooth transference
of knowledge as it pertains to the lie
about .
Ordainment + Immunity kit - $29.00 donation
INCLUDE $3.00 for ground delivery
charges
send mailed payments to:
The First Church of the Future
1302 Oaklawn Avenue
Atlanta GA 30319
please allow 2 weeks for personal checks to clear
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