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The Lessons of LOM JOE
OUR OCCIDENTAL PHILOSOPHER
His secret name cannot be spoken but the masters lessons live
on to guide us all.

LOM JOE SABBATICALS
or
Time Isn't Important to Me Realization Sessions
Lom Joe at birth.
We have a way for you the reader to learn the way, the answer
and the price of the unspoken quiet and the resounding peace. In the
former home of the Master, Lom Joe, there hangs a bit of bright chrome.
It's just over the doorway to the kitchen. What we have is the actual flex
base radio antenna from Lom's 1967 Chevrolet pickup. This is the very
antenna that wiggled about when Lom would slam the door of the truck on those
cold, terrible mornings. Those were the morning of WORK. Each day of
tedious grumbling stored inside. There was always "The time of no
work" to look forward to. This is not the same as just evening
time. This is a time that spreads over the entire land and all, save the
fools, cease to work. Lom knew and stopped. The antenna stopped.
It was during these times that we learned of what we can only call "the lie
about."
What Lom did and what we propose for you to do is this.
Come to the Master's home bringing with you a pack of Winston's and a small jar
of Taster's Choice. We have couches for you to lie upon. The process
for receiving the knowledge is this.
Step#1
Lie flat on your back looking at the ceiling for one half hour
Step#2
Each half hour smoke two Winstons. One while lying down and one while on
your way to the Coffee feeling.
Step#3
Pass under the antenna and into the kitchen for a cup or two of Taster's
Choice. These should be drunk while pacing back and forth from the kitchen
to the front room.
Step#4
Return to prone position and repeat entire process until Winstons and coffee are
gone.
This combination of induced ingredients plus the inactivity
causes the participant to spend the whole day wondering why.
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