The Dialator page 3
OLD JEFF AND NINER
A Real Look At Old Jeff and his
Wife of so, so, Many, many
Years.
Jeff:
Once after the night Niner, I felt you in "our" dawn and went on to
sleep. Made you feel bad didn’t I Niner----
Niner:
Couldn’t stand the dawn Jeff - I ate coffee and moved about glaring at our
furniture - I saw the good sunbeams though.
Jeff:
I could use more supper Niner - Niner! stop listening to your
favorites and come here now.
Niner:
Mine all right. I can live in the little tunes,
Jeff. Ain't I a good wife - It's hot Jeff and it turns ---
Jeff:
Damn you all to hell Niner - your the sillest woman - I ani't
going through no dawns with you. Oh, you awful thing, NIner.
Niner:
Oh Jeff, hurt me like a splinter. Its mine to live too - I get the
catalogs -